Tequila Quotes

Tequila is my salmon.

— Eddie Redmayne

“...el tequila es de tristeza sabia”

— Yuri Herrera

Tequila is like acid in a glass.

— Greg Proops

After you, it's all cheap tequila.

— Jacqueline Carey

Girly girl, tequila lover, coffee addict.

— Anonymous

“Tequila had been a bad idea.”

— Cristin Harber

When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt!

— Evenor

“Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.”

— Rachel Hollis

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

— Sanjaya Malakar

“night of the tequila shots. She remembered how”

— Maria Murnane

Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination

— Rainbow Rowell

I rarely drink, but when I do, I prefer Tequila.

— Valentin Chmerkovskiy

“It wasn't the tequila and oxy. You really are that fucking gorgeous.”

— Adrian Phoenix

When life gives you lemons I say fuck lemonade. Take it with a shot of tequila.

— Anonymous

“I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was definitely a tequila girl.”

— Wendy Higgins

I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me…

— Justine Bateman

Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde…

— Anonymous

I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper!

— Bella Heathcote

“You’re lucky this is a big night for you, Bliss. Normally, nobody gets between me and my tequila.”

— Cora Carmack

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

— Dylan Moran

I enjoy tequila, which has a strange effect on people and makes parties more fun than warm white wine.

— Simon Sebag Montefiore

I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced…

— Hugh Laurie

Tequila?" I asked him, skeptically. "Are you sure on that one? I thought the base for a love potion was supposed to…

— Jim Butcher

I have to usually drink a little tequila, that's usually what happens, I get into celebratory mode, because I can't really party…

— Adam Levine

“She lifted her chin up and forced her forehead to relax. "I'm the Cool One," she told herself. "Somebody give me some…

— Rowell Rainbow

“I grabbed my shot of tequila. Then I tossed it back. When I put my empty down to the bar and after…

— Kristen Ashley

There's a lot of things, even the landscape that we show in the movie [Everybody Loves Somebody] of Ensenada in Baja is…

— Karla Souza

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that.…

— Sammy Hagar

Got no place to go, but there's a girl waitin' for me down in Mexico. She got a bottle of tequila, a…

— Adam Duritz

Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot…

— Kim Harrison

They will say I smoked cigarettes and marijuana, cursed hoarse as a crow in all my languages, and loved morphine and Demerol…

— Kate Braverman

Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably…

— Tom Robbins

I want you to go back to Tucson and bring me the bottle of tequila I keep in my liquor cabinet. And…

— Richelle Mead

I was in Cancun, Mexico, sitting in a disappearing-edge swimming pool, on a bar stool that was actually under the water, watching…

— Karen Marie Moning

“At first I assumed he was a Mexican, but slowly began to realise that a real Mexican probably wouldn't be wearing a…

— Danny Wallace

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full…

— Hunter S. Thompson

“Alma focused. She went behind the tall wood-carved bar and straightened the tequila bottles. She loved the colors and designs of the…

— Alana Albertson

“Champagne was discovered by a Catholic monk," said Bernard. "Took one swallow and burst out of his cellar yelling, 'I'm drinking stars,…

— Tom Robbins

Love is like a lemon; it goes great with tequila.

— Morriesy

It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.

— Jimmy Buffett