Carpet Quote by Bella Heathcote

Right before I go out, we usually put on some Lauryn Hill or Fugees, and I'll do a shot of tequila just to calm…

— Maren Morris

I rarely drink, but when I do, I prefer Tequila.

— Valentin Chmerkovskiy

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you…

— Lee Marvin

Tequila is my drink. It is my favorite alcohol, my favorite liquor because, you know, it's a stimulant and not a depressant. If I…

— Mike Colter

I enjoy tequila, which has a strange effect on people and makes parties more fun than warm white wine.

— Simon Sebag Montefiore

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

— George Carlin

When it comes to me and alcohol, I have special drinks everywhere.

— MNEK

After you, it's all cheap tequila.

— Jacqueline Carey

If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im…

— Craig Ferguson

I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to…

— Mitch Hedberg

I'm not really into beer, but I like tequila shots.

— MNEK

Tequila is like acid in a glass.

— Greg Proops