Sanjaya Malakar

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

— Sanjaya Malakar

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

— Sanjaya Malakar

I don't eat sugary cereal.

— Sanjaya Malakar

I just wanted to sing on TV.

— Sanjaya Malakar

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

— Sanjaya Malakar

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

— Sanjaya Malakar

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

— Sanjaya Malakar

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!

— Sanjaya Malakar

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

— Sanjaya Malakar

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

— Sanjaya Malakar

Sour patch kids gone wild.

— Sanjaya Malakar

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

— Sanjaya Malakar

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

— Sanjaya Malakar

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was…

— Sanjaya Malakar