Take life with a grain of salt... a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When life throws lemons at you, call some friends grab a bottle of Tequila and take some shots! — Isabell Nungaray Copy Share Image
Drinking a margarita filled up with patron-tequila mmmm Happy Cinco de pysho everybody. — Dahvie Vanity Copy Share Image
“Tequila often gave people the desire to tackle the impossible. It did not, however, make impossible possible” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Immer wieder erstaunlich, was so ein paar Flaschen Tequila für die Völkerfreundschaft tun können.” — Jonas Jonasson Copy Share Image
If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
But my humble opinion is, I'm not quite sure where I stand on the legalization of drugs - though, if tequila is… — Ted Demme Copy Share Image
“There was something about Mikie that made me want to trust him. It might have been the Centanario Anejo.” — Nadja Baer Copy Share Image
“Funerals in México are also about drowning sorrow with liquor. The coffee is spiked with tequila” — Rigoberto González Copy Share Image
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a… — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
“God, she detested tequila. In fact, while every part of her ached and death seemed so close, she detested everything. Except Tylenol.… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes… — Jackson Rathbone Copy Share Image
My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila… — Teri Polo Copy Share Image
“It was the tequila that did it. Tequila is spiteful, two-faced, sweet as pie when you’re saying hi, paying your monies and… — Simon Pont Copy Share Image
“Sheets, towels and blankets surrounded Travis. He had fashioned a soft pallet to sleep on while I expelled the fifteen shots of… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
I think when I'm 80 years old, 85, hopefully, I'll be pushed around in a wheelchair by a red-headed nurse with panty… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
A lot of people are crazy, cruel and negative. They got a little too much time on their hands to discuss everybody… — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
“we could slam tequila shots over my current problem until we came up with a solution … or passed out trying.” — Ann Charles Copy Share Image
All women are beautiful. Some are just one sunset and twenty shot of tequila away from being it. — Juju Copy Share Image
“We’re your friends. Your shit became our shit when you drank my tequila and stripped down to your bra. Boss, Shocking Heaven” — D.H. Sidebottom Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: Honey come here! Watch me do a tequila shot off of Stephanie's bare ass! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
“Tequila doesn't ask you to talk about your problems. Tequila and I have always gotten along.” — Kimberly Lauren Copy Share Image
Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down.… — Lee Marvin Copy Share Image
I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters. — Conrad Hall Copy Share Image
You cannot be everyone's cup of tea, some do coffee. sometimes it is better to be someone else shots of tequila any… — Mercy Pheona Copy Share Image
A New York businessman is launching a new kosher tequila in time for Cinco de Mayo. 'Finally,' said Pablo Goldberg. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
You just went up and started playing, the audience got into it, and it was just a great high experience. That's what… — Sammy Hagar Copy Share Image
O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I love a tequila shot. You should try it with brown sugar instead of the salt, and orange instead of the lemon.… — Michelle Keegan Copy Share Image
The perfect recipe for a margarita is 2 ounces tequila, 2 ounces fresh lime juice, 1 ounce Cointreau, and a tiny splash… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
Pour two parts mix and you throw in one part tequila, some Don Julio, which is my favorite, shake it up a… — Rande Gerber Copy Share Image
“Um, tequila please?” I asked questioningly, enunciating each word as best as my drunken mouth would allow. So really, it came out… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, the walls get in my way, and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Right before I go out, we usually put on some Lauryn Hill or Fugees, and I'll do a shot of tequila just… — Maren Morris Copy Share Image
“Tequila! Would you not think fallen angels would be immune to it." "Fallen, hate that word! I prefer..misplaced” — Paul Guildea Copy Share Image
Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
“The waitress returns, cutting into possibly the most bizarre way a pregnancy can be announced. At a Mexican restaurant. With a tequila… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
Its only good if you don't remember it, one tequila two tequila three tequila floor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
