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“I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls just always get in the way.”

— Nobody Anonymous

“I'm not clumsy; just accident prone.”

— Daniel Radcliffe

“It was the tequila that did it. Tequila is spiteful, two-faced, sweet as pie when you’re saying hi, paying your monies and throwing ‘em…

— Simon Pont

“I dance so fluid that I often drink the floor.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Tequila doesn't ask you to talk about your problems. Tequila and I have always gotten along.”

— Kimberly Lauren

“I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was definitely a tequila girl.”

— Wendy Higgins

“My Da says you’re never drunk, so long as ye can hold on to the floor.”

— Diana Gabaldon

“Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.”

— Rachel Hollis

“This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!”

— Kathy Bryson

“God, she detested tequila. In fact, while every part of her ached and death seemed so close, she detested everything. Except Tylenol. All she…

— Suzanne Wright

“I sounded so bad ass, but I was really weak, tired, and pretty much shattered inside. If he gave me a hard time, I…

— L.D. Davis

“In another moment, when I had drunk exactly the right amount of champagne, I should have a vision. I took a sip. And now,…

— Christopher Isherwood