Humor Quote by Nobody Anonymous

“I'm not clumsy; just accident prone.”

— Daniel Radcliffe

“My room is not a mess, it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.”

— Ender's Game

“If you fix what you stumble at, you may be able to avoid falling.”

— Karen Budzinski

“As he grew weaker, he stumbled around the room, bumping into tables, tripping over chairs, knocking over chemical bottles, and making one big mess.”

— Gene Steinberg

“You really shouldn't lean against a wall and try to look tough unless you can cross your arms. Ruins the effect.”

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“Remember your lines and don't bump into the furniture.”

— Spencer Tracy

“Manners flew out the window--along with tables, chairs, lamps and anything else that was of little obvious use and had the misfortune not to…

— Noel Monk

“I am a duck. I’m cool and calm on the surface, but underneath it all is a nonstop struggle to succeed. My feet are…

— Jarod Kintz

“I know I'm standing still, but I feel like I've stumbled and I'm starting to fall.”

— Mohsin Hamid

“I took so long coming to the door. I had no idea crutches were so damned tricky. I imagined myself swinging jauntily along, but…

— Liane Moriarty

“I don't think anyone has ever pulled a chair out for me. It was weird. What did I do with my feet?”

— Nichole Chase

“The furniture would have missed you? Furniture's knowing all right. Not much gets past the things in a room, I daresay, and chairs and…

— Elizabeth Bowen