Done Quote by Tom Robbins

“Think of being 80 and fucking a 18 yeard old girl. If there was any way to cheat the game of death, that was it.”

— Charles Bukowski

When humans were young, they were pushed around in strollers. When they were old, they were pushed around in wheelchairs. In between, they were…

— Tom Robbins

“Twenty candles on a cake. Twenty Camels in a pack. Twenty months in the federal pen. Twenty shots of tequila down a young girl’s…

— Tom Robbins

“Champagne was discovered by a Catholic monk," said Bernard. "Took one swallow and burst out of his cellar yelling, 'I'm drinking stars, I'm drinking…

— Tom Robbins

O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate

— Tom Robbins

Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed…

— Tom Robbins

Bland writing - timid, antiseptic, vanilla writing - is nearly as unhealthy as the brutal and dark. Instead of sipping, say, elixir, nectar, tequila,…

— Tom Robbins

So much in design is presented as a big miracle when it's just a repetition of what's been happening for 80 years.

— Marcel Wanders

Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.

— Joan Rivers

I have a feeling when I'm 80 years old I'm going to get a phone call: There's going to be another Rocky.

— Talia Shire

I'll probably be 80 years old and still performing. Music is like fashion, it changes. But some things will always be the same.

— Toni Braxton

I don't know how long I'll be trick or treating. Maybe I'll be 80 years old and still trick or treating.

— Kieran Culkin