The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect lover. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Don't trust anybody who'd rather be grammatically correct than have a good time. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Every time a person goes to the mall, she loses a little piece of her soul” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Above all, have a good time. If you aren’t enjoying writing it, you can hardly expect someone else to enjoy reading it. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“So it was that neither for the first time nor the last my verbal mojo, my knack for the written word, served… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
If by the quarter of the twentieth century godliness wasn’t next to something more interesting than cleanliness, it might be time to… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“To wit: actions, like sounds, divide the flow of time into beats.[...]The quality of a man's life depends on the rhyhmic structure… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
It's entirely possible to function as a free-thinking individual without succumbing to narcissism. This can be tricky at times, I suppose, but… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“If every time we choose a turd, society, at a great expense, simply allows us to redeem it for a pepperoni, then… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Each time we exhale, the world ends; when we inhale, there can be, if we allow it, rebirth and spiritual renewal. It… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Rivers are the primal highways of life. From the crack of time, they had borne men's dreams, and in their lovely rush… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
If you want your tree to produce plenty o' fruit, you've got to cut it back from time to time. Same thing… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“(1) When a situation has become too frustrating, a quandary too persistently insolvable; when dealing with the issue is generating chronic discontent,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I removed the freeway from its temporal context. Overpasses, cloverleafs, exit ramps took on the personality of Mayan ruins for me. Without… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Like the Arthurian years at Camelot, the Sixties constituted a breakthrough, a fleeting moment of glory, a time when a significant little… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
We say we are earthlings, not waterlings. Our blood is closer to seawater than our bones to soil, but thats no matter.… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
There are times when we can feel destiny close around us like a fist around a doorknob. Sure, we can resist. But… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“the sixties constituted a breakthrough, a fleeting moment of glory, a time when a significant little chunk of humanity briefly realized its… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Don't let yourself be victimized by the age you live in. It's not the times that will bring us down, any more… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Information about time cannot be imparted in a straightforward way. Like furniture, it has to be tipped and tilted to get it… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“If New Orleans is not fully in the mainstream of culture, neither is it fully in the mainstream of time. Lacking a… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Beauty! Wasn't that what mattered? Beauty was hardly a popular ideal at that jumpy moment in history. The masses had been desensitized… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“All depression has its roots in self-pity, and all self-pity is rooted in people taking themselves too seriously.” At the time Switters… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“He was rowed down from the north in a leather skiff manned by a crew of trolls. His fur cape was caked… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“I began to hitchhike in something akin to geological time: slow, ancient, vast.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“As you know, I’ve been sick and stupid for a long time. I have a lot to make up for,” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Hard times and funky living can season the soul, true enough, but joy is the yeast that makes it rise. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Christians, and some Jews, claim we're in the "end times," but they've been saying this off and on for more than two… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“We seem to face an enemy who, no matter how many times we win, will best us in the end. He has… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“this is not the first time that intimidation by typewriter has caused me to consider the pen.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
You know a trillion times more about art than me. But I’ve learned that it isn’t necessary to know all that much.… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“In times such as ours, however, when there is too much order, too much management, too much programming and control, it becomes… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“every time they substitute an all-purpose, sloppy slang word for the words that would accurately describe an emotion or a situation, it… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
There are apparently few limitations either of time or space on where the psyche might journey and only the customs inspector employed… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Carelessness is a weakness that isn't tolerated in this order,” he says in a voice that the average housewife would have to… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
There are times when we can feel destiny close around us like a fist around a doorknob. Sure, we can resist. But a knob… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The party in Alobar’s head, which agitation and anxiety were throwing, now was crashed by a notion: existence can be rearranged. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The world is a wonderfully weird place, consensual reality is significantly flawed, no institution can be trusted, certainty is a mirage, security a delusion,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Anyone who maintains absolute standards of good and evil is dangerous. As dangerous as a maniac with a loaded revolver. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“I believe in everything; nothing is sacred. I believe in nothing; everything is sacred. Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“The glue that holds the natural world together appears to be a harmonious balance of opposites: day and night, light and dark, winter and… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the other, mechanical… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“religion is a paramount contributor to human misery. It is not merely the opium of the masses, it is the cyanide.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
She continued weeping until the heat of her tear water, the sheer velocity of its flow, finally obscured the already vague circumstances of its… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
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