Of course I'm inconsistent! Only logicians and cretins are consistent! — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Ultimately, the roast turkey must be regarded as a monument to Boomer's love. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Approfondement is a French word that means 'playing easily in the deep.' — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Any half-awake materialist well knows - that which you hold holds you. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
When we can converse with the animals, we will know the change is halfway here. When we can converse with the forest,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Never be afraid to make a fool of yourself. The furthest out you can go is the best place to be. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Now that I'm in love, I haven't a clue. Now that I'm in love, I'm completely stupid on the subject. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
And what would our ideas of God, of religion, be like if they had come to us through the minds of women?… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“If I have been given any gift in this life, it’s my ability to live simultaneously in the rational world and the… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Listen, I've been sick ever since I started working here, but today I'm well and I won't be in anymore. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
You don't have to be a genius to recognize one. If you did, Einstein would never have gotten invited to the White… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The mission of the artist in an over-technologi zed society, is to call the old magic back to life. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“So you think that you're a failure, do ya? Well, you probably are. What's wrong with that? In the first place, if… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Gods and men create one another, destroy one another, though by different means. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Always compare yourself to the best. Even if you never measure up, it can't help but make you better. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Heaven is living in your hopes and Hell is living in your fears. It's up to each individual which one he chooses. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
There are times when we can feel destiny close around us like a fist around a doorknob. Sure, we can resist. But a knob… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The party in Alobar’s head, which agitation and anxiety were throwing, now was crashed by a notion: existence can be rearranged. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The world is a wonderfully weird place, consensual reality is significantly flawed, no institution can be trusted, certainty is a mirage, security a delusion,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Anyone who maintains absolute standards of good and evil is dangerous. As dangerous as a maniac with a loaded revolver. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“I believe in everything; nothing is sacred. I believe in nothing; everything is sacred. Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“The glue that holds the natural world together appears to be a harmonious balance of opposites: day and night, light and dark, winter and… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the other, mechanical… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“religion is a paramount contributor to human misery. It is not merely the opium of the masses, it is the cyanide.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
She continued weeping until the heat of her tear water, the sheer velocity of its flow, finally obscured the already vague circumstances of its… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
