Cinco de mayo Quote by Seth Meyers

I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell.

— Anonymous

“That’s the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we’re making margaritas”

— JoAnne Kenrick

Asked which wine he would drink to celebrate We're having some tequila.

— Alexander Payne

“Funerals in México are also about drowning sorrow with liquor. The coffee is spiked with tequila”

— Rigoberto González

Drinking a margarita filled up with patron-tequila mmmm Happy Cinco de pysho everybody.

— Dahvie Vanity

“Champagne was discovered by a Catholic monk," said Bernard. "Took one swallow and burst out of his cellar yelling, 'I'm drinking stars, I'm drinking…

— Tom Robbins

Cinco de Mayo has come to represent a celebration of the contributions that Mexican Americans and all Hispanics have made to America.

— Joe Baca

“Sometimes, a half-bottle of breakfast tequila just isn’t enough to deal with the day’s reality.”

— Bobby Adair

“Patrón—Expensive Mexican booze that will fuck you up.”

— Kele Moon

This Cinco de Mayo, let's party like Mexican rock stars if they existed.

— Anonymous

Our aim is to establish El Cartel as not just another tequila but part of the club and party lifestyle. There are several songs…

— Daddy Yankee

“No wonder. Puerto Rican, Italian and Cuban – the perfect ingredients for a hot, bossy, badass cocktail.”

— Kristen Ashley