Cinco de mayo Quote by Anonymous

I don't drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it's known in Mexico: 'food.'

— Craig Ferguson

Drinking a margarita filled up with patron-tequila mmmm Happy Cinco de pysho everybody.

— Dahvie Vanity

You know you're cool when it's cinco de mayo and you're in your pjs...Sober...

— Sarah Hyland

Let's honor the bravery of Mexican soldiers this Cinco de Mayo by drunkenly devouring a Doritos-shelled taco.

— Anonymous

People ask me all the time, 'What do you do for Cinco de Mayo?' And my honest answer is always, 'When I was growing…

— Marcela Valladolid

Happy Cinco de Mayo! It’s a holiday that’s as respectful of Mexican traditions as Epcot Center’s Mexican food pavilion.

— Conan O'Brien

May your Cinco de Mayo be free of any unfortunate Pinata related incidents. . .

— Rick Sutter

It may be best to set aside the rest of May to apologize for what you're going to do this Cinco de Mayo.

— Anonymous

Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch - or maybe you're the governor…

— Craig Ferguson

I had Taco Bell last night. I got a Mexican pizza. On my way home, I was like, 'I've gotta go home from the…

— Ashlee Simpson

If we hook up this Cinco de Mayo, I promise not to tweet about it.

— Anonymous

Remember that Cinco de Mayo is an important celebration for Mexicans everywhere except almost all of Mexico.

— Anonymous