Cinco de mayo Quote by Anonymous

Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch - or maybe you're the governor…

— Craig Ferguson

It may be best to set aside the rest of May to apologize for what you're going to do this Cinco de Mayo.

— Anonymous

If we hook up this Cinco de Mayo, I promise not to tweet about it.

— Anonymous

Remember that Cinco de Mayo is an important celebration for Mexicans everywhere except almost all of Mexico.

— Anonymous

Happy Cinco de Mayo! It’s a holiday that’s as respectful of Mexican traditions as Epcot Center’s Mexican food pavilion.

— Conan O'Brien

People ask me all the time, 'What do you do for Cinco de Mayo?' And my honest answer is always, 'When I was growing…

— Marcela Valladolid

I don't drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it's known in Mexico: 'food.'

— Craig Ferguson

Whats the big deal about Cinco De Mayo. I've been drinking my ass off Everydayo of Mayo.

— Jake Owen

Let's celebrate Uno, Dos, Tres, and Cuatro de Mayo just like it's Cinco de Mayo.

— Anonymous

Cinco de Mayo has come to represent a celebration of the contributions that Mexican Americans and all Hispanics have made to America.

— Joe Baca

Tell a bitch give me head...Ocho Cinco!

— French Montana

Cinco de Mayo is an important day. The Mexicans had to defend themselves from the French. It is historically significant, but it is not…

— Kuno Becker