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“It may be best to set aside the rest of May to apologize for what you're going to do this Cinco de Mayo.” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“It may be best to set aside the rest of May to apologize for what you're going to do this Cinco de Mayo.”

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You know you're cool when it's cinco de mayo and you're in your pjs...Sober...

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For children, diversity needs to be real and not merely relegated to learning the names of the usual suspects during Black History Month or…

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Let's make up for Cinco de Mayo being on a Saturday by starting our celebration on Wednesday.

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Just curious if we can count my phoning you to bail me out of jail this Cinco de Mayo as my Mother's Day call.

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I don't drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it's known in Mexico: 'food.'

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Let's honor the bravery of Mexican soldiers this Cinco de Mayo by drunkenly devouring a Doritos-shelled taco.

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Please make sure photos of me from Cinco de Mayo are kept as concealed as photos of Bin Laden's death.

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I can think of many reasonable excuses for needing a cocktail, but Cinco De Mayo is always a no-brainer.

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People ask me all the time, 'What do you do for Cinco de Mayo?' And my honest answer is always, 'When I was growing…

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Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.

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Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch - or maybe you're the governor…

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Cinco de Mayo is an important day. The Mexicans had to defend themselves from the French. It is historically significant, but it is not…

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