Tequila glasses, shots to the head cuz some memories they need assassins. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White Copy Share Image
A woman tel her man I'm not whisky that after u drink, u feel drowsy wuz up! Drink only tequila at least… — Suman Rai Copy Share Image
Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but sis, he didn’t come back for you; he came back for the tequila… — Niedria Kenny Copy Share Image
We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila. — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
“That’s the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we’re making margaritas” — JoAnne Kenrick Copy Share Image
Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes. — Bobby Bare Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, a half-bottle of breakfast tequila just isn’t enough to deal with the day’s reality.” — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, take out the salt and the shot-glasses and fill them up with tequila. Fight for what you… — Teodora Kostova Copy Share Image
I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Bland writing - timid, antiseptic, vanilla writing - is nearly as unhealthy as the brutal and dark. Instead of sipping, say, elixir,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes… — Jackson Rathbone Copy Share Image
“Drink [the shot of tequila], Mia." He repeated, quietly, using my name this time. He leaned in close to me so that… — Donya Petrock Copy Share Image
Little bitty bags are completely impractical - I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee… — Britt Ekland Copy Share Image
We each cope differently with the specter of our deaths. Some people deny it. Some pray. Some numb themselves with tequila. I… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt.” — Saleem Sharma Copy Share Image
Asked which wine he would drink to celebrate We're having some tequila. — Alexander Payne Copy Share Image
I love dry British humor. I love to sketch in my off time. I love tequila. — Maren Morris Copy Share Image
We own a proprietary recipe for Casamigos Tequila that can't be duplicated. — Rande Gerber Copy Share Image
I drink Jack Daniel's. I drink tequila. But you do it in moderation. — Michael Anthony Copy Share Image
![“Drink [the shot of tequila], Mia." He repeated, quietly, using my name this time. He leaned in close to me so that I could feel the heat of his body. "Believe me," His eyes locked on mine and in a hoarse voice he whispered, "you're going to want to be drunk for what I'm going to do to you tonight.” quote by Donya Petrock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/070/donya-petrock-72066_drunk_drink-the-shot-of-tequila-mia-he-repeate_103324.jpg)
