Tequila Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Tequila Three Two
Its only good if you don't remember it, one tequila two tequila three tequila floor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pour two parts mix and you throw in one part tequila, some Don Julio, which is my favorite, shake it up a couple times.… — Rande Gerber Copy Share Image
Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you… — Lee Marvin Copy Share Image
Tequila is my drink. It is my favorite alcohol, my favorite liquor because, you know, it's a stimulant and not a depressant. If I… — Mike Colter Copy Share Image
Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Drink [the shot of tequila], Mia." He repeated, quietly, using my name this time. He leaned in close to me so that I could… — Donya Petrock Copy Share Image
There's a lot of things, even the landscape that we show in the movie [Everybody Loves Somebody] of Ensenada in Baja is just spectacular.… — Karla Souza Copy Share Image
I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot… — Justine Bateman Copy Share Image
But my humble opinion is, I'm not quite sure where I stand on the legalization of drugs - though, if tequila is legal, pot… — Ted Demme Copy Share Image
Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the smart people will get even smarter, and the dumb people will get even dumber. But I think they all will enjoy… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
Little bitty bags are completely impractical - I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee Chihuahua Tequila,… — Britt Ekland Copy Share Image
Right before I go out, we usually put on some Lauryn Hill or Fugees, and I'll do a shot of tequila just to calm… — Maren Morris Copy Share Image
I want you to go back to Tucson and bring me the bottle of tequila I keep in my liquor cabinet. And don't scare… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Bland writing - timid, antiseptic, vanilla writing - is nearly as unhealthy as the brutal and dark. Instead of sipping, say, elixir, nectar, tequila,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
You just went up and started playing, the audience got into it, and it was just a great high experience. That's what I kind… — Sammy Hagar Copy Share Image
