Lol Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Mom: Why is everything on the floor!? Me: Gravity, mom.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Lol Mom
“The air in my home is heavy with my mom's unhappiness. And her exhaustion. And her sheer dissatisfaction with her life. And I hate… — Laura Buzo Copy Share Image
“It's an understandable impulse, to be on the floor when everything is falling apart, like you just want to feel the solid ground beneath… — Emery Lord Copy Share Image
Yo'mama sooo ugly that gravity is the only thing that's atracted to her — KITTYPLAYSHOCKEY Copy Share Image
“Once Dad took us to an amusement park in Oregon. Before I ever manifested. I plummeted twenty stories on a drop ride. Totally helpless… — Sophie Jordan Copy Share Image
“But the ground shakes, as if something's trying to push up from below, and I think of other people's mothers shaking out their duvets… — Scarlett Thomas Copy Share Image
Moms are, in my opinion, the wonders of the universe. They can leap tall buildings in a single bound, they can go where no… — Kevin Leman Copy Share Image
The fatal flaw of gravity; when you are down, everything falls down on you. — Sylvia Townsend Warner Copy Share Image
Being a mom, it's up and down; it's a little bit of a rollercoaster. — Tiffani Thiessen Copy Share Image
Thing is, when you're a mother, you're juggling everything, and everybody and making sure that everything's alright and getting food on the table. — Joanna Page Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My hands wrapped around his waist, traveling up the broad expanse of his back, mooth and hard, and... "Give it a rest, already," Tod… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“Is it? Because that picture of me was taken by my old school's yearbook club, and they put it in the section titled 'STUDENT… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Everything is uncertian this might be your last breath this might b mine right now is all that is here right now is all… — Onyeulo Amarachi Copy Share Image
“You're not seriously going?" Troy asks. "Of course I'm going," I say. "What other choice do I have?" "Um...not going.” — Tera Lynn Childs Copy Share Image
“The human placenta is filled with nutritious benefits, one of which is creating a fertile environment. At my age, I'm going to need all… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Left weaponless, Roran was forced to retreat before the remaining soldier. He stumbled over a corpse, cutting his calf on a sword as he… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image