Quote by KITTYPLAYSHOCKEY

Yo'mama sooo ugly that gravity is the only thing attracted to her

— KITTYPLAYSHOCKEY

“Yo momma so ugly that when she gets up, the sun goes down.”

— Various

Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way.

— Anonymous

Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her…

— Jarrel Bolden

Yo mama is so ugly, that's not the hair on her head, that's her beard running away from her face

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she took a dump and destroyed all of mankind

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, her long time crush was planet earth

— Anonymous

“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.”

— Various

Bitch idgaf you and yo momma ugly

— Author Name

“Yo mama is so ugly… she turned Medusa to stone!”

— Johnny B. Laughing

Yo mama is so fat, she has to take a shower at a car wash

— Anonymous