“Knock knock! Who’s there? Alf! Alf who? I pay Alf the rent here. Let me in!” — Johnny B. Laughing Knock Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food. Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Food Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!” — Johnny B. Laughing Christmas Copy Share Image
“Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? A: The one with the biggest head!” — Johnny B. Laughing Astronaut Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!” — Johnny B. Laughing Birthday Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid! Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Greasy Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so stupid… she thought she couldn’t buy a Gameboy because she is a girl! Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Mama Copy Share Image
“Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!” — Johnny B. Laughing Computers Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Four! Four who? Four he is a jolly good fellow!” — Johnny B. Laughing Knock Copy Share Image
“Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.” — Johnny B. Laughing Handicap Copy Share Image
“Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs, and was still stuck.” — Johnny B. Laughing Trap Chewed Copy Share Image
