Quote by Johnny B. Laughing Download Open image ““Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.”” — Johnny B. Laughing ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask her if that includes parking.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Coming to new environments, people look at you and think, 'what's this blonde lady doing, she thinks she can drive a racing car.' But… — Susie Wolff Copy Share Image
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“Life is a journey. Don't be a passenger - get in the driver's seat and keep your eyes straight ahead.” — Abdul Basit Copy Share Image
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“I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s car.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It's unwise to be a backseat driver, passenger or bystander in your own life.” — Rasheed Ogunlaru Copy Share Image
Q: What does a blonde and a race car have in common? A: They both burn four rubbers a day. — Unkown Copy Share Image
You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it takes more courage to be the passenger than to be the driver.” — E. L. Konigsburg Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? A: The one with the biggest head!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food. Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Four! Four who? Four he is a jolly good fellow!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so stupid… she thought she couldn’t buy a Gameboy because she is a girl! Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid! Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
