Parking space Quote by Jarod Kintz

“If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask her if that includes parking.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The only way I’ll ride a horse is if that horse is in a wheelchair, being pushed by a 99-year-old paraplegic.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm riding my own feet because I don't have a horse.”

— Emma Wolfang

“Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“I want a ride that’s comfy and fast. And you just can’t beat the gas mileage or upholstery of a horse.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You need to get down because this place isn’t accessible for high horses”

— Christy Leigh Stewart

“Speak your mind, but ride a very fast horse!!”

— John Wain

“I frowned. This from a man who just watched a midget riding a gimp?”

— Jaye Wells

“When you hear hoofbeats in Central Park, think horses, not zebras.”

— J. C. Peters

“But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the corral.”

— John Green

“What is it that people do? What do we live to do, the way a horse lives to run?”

— Martha Beck

“I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo