“Parking in Seattle is an eight-step process. Step one, find a place to park (gooood luuuuck!). Step two, back into the angled… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
“Folks like poor Misty Marie, they're limited, borderline dummies, but nothing enough to get a handicapped parking space. Or get any kind… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I saw her as soon as I pulled into the parking lot. This beautiful woman with a gigantic smile on her face… — Noah Galloway Copy Share Image
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible - and every… — Ronald Steel Copy Share Image
I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
“This one girl here, Devon, she’s from Detroit. She’s brand-new too. One day I was about to leave to the grocery store,… — Asa Akira Copy Share Image
“Martin’s Kum Bak, Since 1926. “Welcome to Dirty Martin’s,” Nadira proclaimed as she pulled into a parking space.” — Carolyn McCray Copy Share Image
“I’ve always found cherubs a bit sinister. The idea of winged babies flying around with no nappies on seems like an accident… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“The Word says that we ought to commit our plans to the Lord and He will cause them to succeed. So I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most of us miss out on life's big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel. Oscars. The World Cup. But we're all eligible for… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“She pulled into a parking space on the side of the road, put her hand to her chest, and sat for a… — Lauren Myracle Copy Share Image
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“And his life was now, he felt, one monumental unreality, in which everything that did not matter - professional ambitions, the private… — Richard Flanagan Copy Share Image
Murphy had found a spot on the street, which made me wonder if she didn't have some kind of magical talent after… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Our quest for heroism is awkward. Not the obvious heroism that earns medals and applause but the heroism of daily life. Go… — Jonathan Hull Copy Share Image
“The world has far too much morality, at least in the sense of activity of people's moral instincts. If you look, and… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
I don't know how many days I worked there [on Star Wars]. The thing I do remember was I somehow got a… — John Ratzenberger Copy Share Image
“The largest church in the United States is pastored by a motivational speaker who tells his audiences how to improve their lives… — Michael Spencer Copy Share Image
“I know a man who drives 600 yards to work. I know a woman who gets in her car to go a… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Anyone working in the media can tell you that there seems to be an always-ready-to-explode segment of the populace for whom offense… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
