I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped. — Clea DuVall Copy Share Image
“Can I park my horse in the handicapped parking space? It is gimpy and sort of crippled.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Because after my marriage fell apart I felt like an empty parking space, and James just pulled into it.” — Terry McMillan Copy Share Image
I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
“Prudence was waiting for us when we arrived, and I saw her visibly wince as I pulled the Fiesta into the parking… — M.L. Brennan Copy Share Image
The businessman gets his name on a door. The star gets his name in lights. They both get their names on a… — Jim Nabors Copy Share Image
“in 2004 declaring that the world was flat, Facebook didn’t even exist yet, Twitter was still a sound, the cloud was still… — Thomas L. Friedman Copy Share Image
Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible - and every… — Ronald Steel Copy Share Image
“block three times in search of a suitable parking space. We got there, and almost before I had closed the door behind… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
“Funny, gorgeous, and a genius. What a package." He backed out of the parking space, smiling as he drove away. I loved… — Myra McEntire Copy Share Image
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
World Is Not A Parking Space. Its A Racing Track. Keep On Moving. No Matter When & Where You Start But Reach… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for… — Tom Bodett Copy Share Image
I don't know how many days I worked there [on Star Wars]. The thing I do remember was I somehow got a… — John Ratzenberger Copy Share Image
“It’s not like I’m going to run up and hug him.” His expression turned bland. “I’d sure hope not. I might get… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Most of us miss out on life's big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel. Oscars. The World Cup. But we're all eligible for… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“She pulled into a parking space on the side of the road, put her hand to her chest, and sat for a… — Lauren Myracle Copy Share Image
“And his life was now, he felt, one monumental unreality, in which everything that did not matter - professional ambitions, the private… — Richard Flanagan Copy Share Image
The engine roared to life. He ran toward her. She shot our of her parking space. He rushed to the side of… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Most of us miss out on life's big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel. Oscars. Tonys. Emmys,Bharatratna. But we're all eligible for life's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Our quest for heroism is awkward. Not the obvious heroism that earns medals and applause but the heroism of daily life. Go… — Jonathan Hull Copy Share Image
“attitude, the cosmetic’s department would be busy. Women buying new lipsticks and earrings and men looking lost, trying to remember what perfume… — Jeffrey Marks Copy Share Image
“The largest church in the United States is pastored by a motivational speaker who tells his audiences how to improve their lives… — Michael Spencer Copy Share Image
“The Word says that we ought to commit our plans to the Lord and He will cause them to succeed. So I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I know a man who drives 600 yards to work. I know a woman who gets in her car to go a… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“I’ve always found cherubs a bit sinister. The idea of winged babies flying around with no nappies on seems like an accident… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
“This one girl here, Devon, she’s from Detroit. She’s brand-new too. One day I was about to leave to the grocery store,… — Asa Akira Copy Share Image
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“The world has far too much morality, at least in the sense of activity of people's moral instincts. If you look, and… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
“I saw her as soon as I pulled into the parking lot. This beautiful woman with a gigantic smile on her face… — Noah Galloway Copy Share Image
“Depending on your point of view, Jersey City was the rose, or possibly the thorn, of the Garden State. It is so… — Captain Hank Bracker, "Seawater One Copy Share Image
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The man who is tired of London is tired of looking for a parking space — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking… — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
![“I don't know how many days I worked there [on Star Wars]. The thing I do remember was I somehow got a parking space next to Kermit the Frog. It was Jim Henson's space, with this Kermit the Frog sign. I took a photo of it and sent it to my mom with a caption that read, "Look, Mom. I made it. I got…” quote by John Ratzenberger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e2e/john-ratzenberger-11869_caption_i-don-t-know-how-many-days-i-worked-ther_1332728.jpg)
