Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Probably the single most important thing about the Nobel Prize for most people is whether they get the coveted parking space on… — Saul Perlmutter Copy Share Image
On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking… — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
“Prudence was waiting for us when we arrived, and I saw her visibly wince as I pulled the Fiesta into the parking… — M.L. Brennan Copy Share Image
Don't ask God to cure cancer and world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space and fixing the weather for… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped. — Clea DuVall Copy Share Image
“Depending on your point of view, Jersey City was the rose, or possibly the thorn, of the Garden State. It is so… — Captain Hank Bracker, "Seawater One Copy Share Image
I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
World Is Not A Parking Space. Its A Racing Track. Keep On Moving. No Matter When & Where You Start But Reach… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Funny, gorgeous, and a genius. What a package." He backed out of the parking space, smiling as he drove away. I loved… — Myra McEntire Copy Share Image
“attitude, the cosmetic’s department would be busy. Women buying new lipsticks and earrings and men looking lost, trying to remember what perfume… — Jeffrey Marks Copy Share Image
“block three times in search of a suitable parking space. We got there, and almost before I had closed the door behind… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
That guy just cut right in front of me. But I'm not going to let it bother me. No. I'm on my… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
“in 2004 declaring that the world was flat, Facebook didn’t even exist yet, Twitter was still a sound, the cloud was still… — Thomas L. Friedman Copy Share Image
“Because after my marriage fell apart I felt like an empty parking space, and James just pulled into it.” — Terry McMillan Copy Share Image
The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office. — James Garner Copy Share Image
The businessman gets his name on a door. The star gets his name in lights. They both get their names on a… — Jim Nabors Copy Share Image
The man who is tired of London is tired of looking for a parking space — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for… — Tom Bodett Copy Share Image
I favor parking a few miles from the office and walking to work. You get the benefit of exercise and besides it… — Paul Dudley White Copy Share Image
Most of us miss out on life's big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel. Oscars. Tonys. Emmys,Bharatratna. But we're all eligible for life's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
