I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“Parking in Seattle is an eight-step process. Step one, find a place to park (gooood luuuuck!). Step two, back into the angled… — Maria Semple Copy Share Image
I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
World Is Not A Parking Space. Its A Racing Track. Keep On Moving. No Matter When & Where You Start But Reach… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking… — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
Don't ask God to cure cancer and world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space and fixing the weather for… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Murphy had found a spot on the street, which made me wonder if she didn't have some kind of magical talent after… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
That guy just cut right in front of me. But I'm not going to let it bother me. No. I'm on my… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
Anyone working in the media can tell you that there seems to be an always-ready-to-explode segment of the populace for whom offense… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
The engine roared to life. He ran toward her. She shot our of her parking space. He rushed to the side of… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Most of us miss out on life's big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel. Oscars. Tonys. Emmys,Bharatratna. But we're all eligible for life's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This one girl here, Devon, she’s from Detroit. She’s brand-new too. One day I was about to leave to the grocery store,… — Asa Akira Copy Share Image
I favor parking a few miles from the office and walking to work. You get the benefit of exercise and besides it… — Paul Dudley White Copy Share Image
Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office. — James Garner Copy Share Image
“Martin’s Kum Bak, Since 1926. “Welcome to Dirty Martin’s,” Nadira proclaimed as she pulled into a parking space.” — Carolyn McCray Copy Share Image
I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
You could probably go three or four months without the word 'God' coming from my dad's mouth; Mum would pray for a… — Laurence Fox Copy Share Image
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall? — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“Coming down life's highway At ninety mile an hour I want to slide With bad brakes and bald tires Into my final… — Richard L. Ratliff Copy Share Image
To come to the theatre, people have to make arrangements, change their clothes, find a babysitter, find a parking space - and… — Haris Pasovic Copy Share Image
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In some Chicago neighborhoods, looking for a parking space is not unlike panning for gold. — Gary Washburn Copy Share Image
When anything good happens to you in your day, give thanks. It doesn't matter how small it is, say thank you. When… — Rhonda Byrne Copy Share Image
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Out of curiosity, why would you have tried to destroy the world?” “Ever attempted to hunt down a parking space at Christmas?… — sherrilyn kenyon Copy Share Image
“I saw her as soon as I pulled into the parking lot. This beautiful woman with a gigantic smile on her face… — Noah Galloway Copy Share Image
“At New London, parking was available for submariners at the head of the finger piers. Should a submarine be brought alongside at… — Paul R. Schratz Copy Share Image
“The alternative to soul-acceptance is soul-fatigue. There is a kind of fatigue that attacks the body. When we stay up too late… — John Ortberg Copy Share Image
