Bathroom Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

— Denis Leary

You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.

— Nishan Panwar

The reason why access to facilities - and access to public spaces - is so important is because it's much more difficult to go…

— Sarah McBride

“From reserved parking places to separate bathrooms, the last things managers need are extravagant status symbols that tell them that they are better than…

— Dean M. Schroeder

“I park my car in the parking spot right next to the parking spot my bed is in, just in case I have to…

— Jarod Kintz

Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door.

— Sinead Burke

Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?

— Steven Wright

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

— George Carlin

Me myself I park in handicap, the reason why... ya know my bankroll make me walk with a crazy limp.

— Anonymous

You have some cities that are saying that if you have a man who feels like he's a woman, he can use the women's…

— Rick Harrison

Even if you have an ADA room, every disability is so different that people need different things. A lot of times they'll put something…

— Zach Anner

Say no to parking lots!

— John Bytheway