No great city has ever been known for its abundant supply of parking. — Allan Jacobs Copy Share Image
Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I gotta question...Wtf is there handicap parking at the skating ring — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break. — Angela Kinsey Copy Share Image
You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Too many children are being parked in substandard day care with workers who make little more than a parking attendant. — Bill Nelson Copy Share Image
At 18, I guarded the parking lot at the Catholic church bingos. Now my dad made sure I could take care of… — Susana Martinez Copy Share Image
What would killing the Elders result in?" "Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary? — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer. — Chaz Bundick Copy Share Image
I was almost impeached for getting cars off sidewalks which car owning upper classes had illegally appropriated for parking. — Enrique Penalosa Copy Share Image
I don't want to get back into the pressure cooker of play-by-play and worry about travel. I don't want to die in… — Keith Jackson Copy Share Image
Gay Republicans, how exactly does that work? 'We disapprove of our own lifestyle. We beat ourselves up in parking lots.' — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
Just the way LA is laid out - 30 miles of disparate neighborhoods - adds to the loneliness of the characters. There's… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
Humans will take a rain forest and lose it and cover it with concrete. They will take the woods and turn it… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
The one piece of advice I would give to all girlfriends - or guy friends, too, I guess - is that if… — Jessica St. Clair Copy Share Image
Consider that the overwhelming majority of those 40,000 near-Earth asteroids are small enough to fit on the parking lot at the mall.… — Seth Shostak Copy Share Image
The first video I shot for "A Zip and a Double Cup"â€"I have two versions, a remix video and a the originalâ€"because… — Juicy J Copy Share Image
Success is like a high-rise building I'm on the first floor. There are a lot of people in the basement or the… — Justin Guarini Copy Share Image
If somebody takes the parking place you were waiting for, I tend to kind of let it roll off my back. Maybe… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I got a parking ticket one time in L.A. and I was furious about it. I was trying to prove a point… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
Because I believe a lot of people share my feelings about the tragic landscape of highway strips, parking lots, housing tracts, mega-malls,… — James Howard Kunstler Copy Share Image
Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Russell... I love you. I thank you so much man. You made me better. You know, Your work ethic. I always wanted… — Kevin Durant Copy Share Image
So Positive Psychology takes seriously the bright hope that if you find yourself stuck in the parking lot of life, with few… — Martin Seligman Copy Share Image
Next thing you know she'll be on the bus and selling T-shirts in the parking lot, showing off her boobs to get… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Everybody's a racist. It's the one human trait that makes us all exactly the same. Deep down, we only like people who… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I don't know how many days I worked there [on Star Wars]. The thing I do remember was I somehow got a… — John Ratzenberger Copy Share Image
My dad would always get into fights over parking spaces. He would do this all the time. — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
![“I don't know how many days I worked there [on Star Wars]. The thing I do remember was I somehow got a parking space next to Kermit the Frog. It was Jim Henson's space, with this Kermit the Frog sign. I took a photo of it and sent it to my mom with a caption that read, "Look, Mom. I made it. I got…” quote by John Ratzenberger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e2e/john-ratzenberger-11869_caption_i-don-t-know-how-many-days-i-worked-ther_1332728.jpg)
