Funny Quote by Benny Download Open image “Why are there so many handicap parking spots at Sports Authority?” — Benny ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Parking Status quotes
You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me myself I park in handicap, the reason why... ya know my bankroll make me walk with a crazy limp. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I parked in front of the Field Museum under a NO PARKING sign. There were a couple of actual spots I could have used,… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Intelligent transportation technology is key to better parking management. The adage that "You can't manage what you can't measure" fits parking perfectly. — Donald Shoup Copy Share Image
It's so important, if you don't have competition for places people take their foot off the peddle and relax. — Scott McTominay Copy Share Image
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
Sometimes we complain about being on the road all the time, from tournaments to exhibitions and sponsors' appearances, but really it's a doddle. — Adrian Lewis Copy Share Image
The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
I've always had something about parking lots at night. They have a special appeal I think many people can relate to. — Andrew W.K Copy Share Image
The reason girls talk about the past so much is they dont want to go through that pain again — Benny Copy Share Image
How can u sm_le vthout I,How can u l_ve vthout I,How can u th_nk vthout I.......more importantly I never have an s_ccess vthout U — Benny Copy Share Image
Don't be in any relationship vth a wrong dail .....it hurts when they are going away from u — Benny Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
