I hate when a people ask u money and they already own you money — IG:catone_2_funny Facebook Copy Share Image
I gotta question...Wtf is there handicap parking at the skating ring — IG:catone_2_funny Funny Copy Share Image
My statuses is like Jordans...mfs can't wait til they cum out — IG:catone_2_funny Funny Copy Share Image
I hate people that starts a Facebook post with I hate people datàªlol¬ — IG:catone_2_funny A real woman Copy Share Image
Hate broke hoez...theyll rather open they legs instead of a account — IG:catone_2_funny Account Copy Share Image
My gurl not allowed 2 mail off letters...wtf she lick'N a envelopes fo...my dick da only thang she should b lick'N — IG:catone_2_funny Funny Copy Share Image
ªTurnon¬ when a female let me play wit her pussy N than lick my fingers...lol...awww shit 8=====Dªlol¬ — IG:catone_2_funny Female Copy Share Image
TIP...(Ladies)...if u took a pic of ya asz N u upload it 40mins ago & only got 7 r less like dat… — IG:catone_2_funny Funny Copy Share Image
Im getN tired of bitches walkN around N black & white stripes lookN like Hamburglar from da McDonalds commercials — IG:catone_2_funny Bitches Copy Share Image
New Rule on Facebook...lol...if 2 mfs getN N2 it & ur reading & likeing comments...lol...ya ass is Quietly Instigating — IG:catone_2_funny Comments Copy Share Image
They gave Ariel Castro Life+1,000years in jail...I bet'cha another inmate cant even come to him & bitch about they time...a person can… — IG:catone_2_funny Funny Copy Share Image
Its mess up when u never pay attention to somebody til u heard some freaky stuff about them...I havent pay any attention… — IG:catone_2_funny Funny Copy Share Image
TIP...(Ladies)...treat ya man gud b4 a gud woman does — IG:catone_2_funny Ex - boyfriend Copy Share Image
TIP...(Ladies)...neva kill yaself ova a dude cause that same dude would bring his new girl 2 ur funeralª — IG:catone_2_funny A real woman Copy Share Image
I dont like a female that WANT attention...bitch try N WANT some money — IG:catone_2_funny A real woman Copy Share Image
Her legs gotta be a rumor cause she be spreading them everywhere — IG:catone_2_funny Funny Copy Share Image
I think my dick dont have insurance cause all I do is hit & run — IG:catone_2_funny Dick Copy Share Image
The best feeling when u get out da shower & u can walk around ya spot nake — IG:catone_2_funny A real woman Copy Share Image
People be screaming No new friends but I got some new friends thats been more loyal than my old ones — IG:catone_2_funny Backstabbing friend Copy Share Image
ChildHoodMemory when ya mom snap on over something u can't control...lol...I member one time she told us to be quiet & I… — IG:catone_2_funny Childhood Copy Share Image
Have you ever lie so much...you start believing yourself...lol...I swear dis morning I waz like Damn did I really fuck wit Alicia… — IG:catone_2_funny Facebook Copy Share Image
I hate when people be thinking I'm rich or something...i just got enough money...lol...enough money for me...enough money fo my son &… — IG:catone_2_funny Facebook Copy Share Image
I bet'cha bitches b feelN like shit when they N a relationship wit a nigga dat dont have shit N he cheat… — IG:catone_2_funny Being cheated on Copy Share Image
ªTurnoff¬ when a female treat me like a I'm female...i was at da club in this female came up to me in… — IG:catone_2_funny Female Copy Share Image
Been wit ur ex iz like repeating the same grade again...lol...its like...u already been threw it & ull b doN da same… — IG:catone_2_funny Ex - boyfriend Copy Share Image
Gas so high...im just start dating females in my zip code...so if we dont stay in the same zip code...we gotta long… — IG:catone_2_funny Distance relationship Copy Share Image
I swear females wear they scrub fit everywhere they go...lol...u can leave a funeral N c a female walking out crying wit… — IG:catone_2_funny A real woman Copy Share Image
- Periods- Cramps- Sore Boobs- Mood Swings- Being called a Bitch, hoe, for No Apparent Reason- Having Pedophiles Hit on them- Shaving… — IG:catone_2_funny Mood swings Copy Share Image
Da Disney channel b messing up...lol...Lee Thompson was on there...he commit suicide @ da age of 29...Raven Symone was on there &… — IG:catone_2_funny Disney Copy Share Image
I think dem mfs should just leave Miley Cyrus alone...they just actN like dat cause she waz on da Disney channel like… — IG:catone_2_funny Disney channel Copy Share Image
