Funny Quote by IG:catone_2_funny Download Open image “My statuses is like Jordans...mfs can't wait til they cum out” — IG:catone_2_funny ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I wanted Jordans, but I had to get Rugged Outbacks. I had to take it for what it was worth, but now I'm able… — Jay Rock Copy Share Image
Being a part of the Jordan Brand is something I've always wanted, and for it to be a reality is special to me. — Deebo Samuel Copy Share Image
I feel incredibly blessed to be a part of the Jordan Brand family. — Zion Williamson Copy Share Image
I like putting a pair of Jordans on and sweats and going to watch film. — Sean Payton Copy Share Image
If Michael Jordan made condoms, most of these niggas would finally start wearing one — Hawi Copy Share Image
To me, Jordan is obviously the greatest to ever do it. I grew up idolizing him. I still do. I still watch his highlights.… — Nikola Vucevic Copy Share Image
The Steph Currys, the Jordan Spieths, those guys are exciting to watch. — Clayton Kershaw Copy Share Image
I dont want no dirty junk, I just want a girly girl who owns a rack of jordans but dont sport them cause she… — Wale Copy Share Image
Its mess up when u never pay attention to somebody til u heard some freaky stuff about them...I havent pay any attention to Raven-Symone… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
My gurl not allowed 2 mail off letters...wtf she lick'N a envelopes fo...my dick da only thang she should b lick'N — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
I hate people that starts a Facebook post with I hate people datàªlol¬ — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
TIP...(Ladies)...if u took a pic of ya asz N u upload it 40mins ago & only got 7 r less like dat mean 1… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
Im getN tired of bitches walkN around N black & white stripes lookN like Hamburglar from da McDonalds commercials — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
They gave Ariel Castro Life+1,000years in jail...I bet'cha another inmate cant even come to him & bitch about they time...a person can come to… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
New Rule on Facebook...lol...if 2 mfs getN N2 it & ur reading & likeing comments...lol...ya ass is Quietly Instigating — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
Hate broke hoez...theyll rather open they legs instead of a account — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
ªTurnon¬ when a female let me play wit her pussy N than lick my fingers...lol...awww shit 8=====Dªlol¬ — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
I gotta question...Wtf is there handicap parking at the skating ring — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
