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Facebook is weird. They have all of these seemingly random rules that I'm sure make sense to them, but don't make sense to me…

— Billy Eichner

Mf say facebook fuck up there relationship mf stop you fuck up yor relationship on facebook doing dumb shit I no someone will feel…

— Tony G

Next time when I ask u if u wanna fwm then say yes r no.. but dont have ur bitch facebook me to tell…

— Lela

Dear facebook, u really wana noe wts in my mind??? wana kill sum1 4 askng me same thng again n again n again...:P

— Anonymous

1.ALERT!! Facebook tried to keep this quiet! As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you're in the shower and smack your…

— Anonymous

Facebook has a rule that you're not supposed to be anonymous.

— Rebecca MacKinnon

Rule 1, never be 2

— Jhiess Krieg

Wat is Facebook... ?? . . . . . . . . . . Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No…

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you comment on someones facebook status and they completely ignore your comment, but keeping answering everyone elses comments.

— Anonymous

Am I the only one who hates it when someones facebook status says

— Author Name

The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP

— Komal

I hate the new facebook thing where it says when they seen your message, because I would rather think that they didn't see it,…

— Anonymous