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I kill that pussy but I don't go to the funeral.

— Lil Wayne

Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours.

— Green Monk

If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.

— Clarence Day

If someone means something special to you, don't save it for the funeral. Share it with them now!

— Nishan Panwar

Funerals prove that someone is really gone.

— Mason Cooley

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

— Yogi Berra

You attend the funeral, you bid the dead farewell. You grieve. Then you continue with your life. And at times the fact of her…

— Neil Gaiman

A funeral isn't for the dead. You'll simply be a stage set for a kind of festival maybe. And besides, you won't even be…

— John Steinbeck

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

— Yogi Berra

A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be.

— Thomas Lynch

The only way to have a funeral is to invite everyone who ever knew the person and just wait for the accident to happen-somebody…

— Philip Roth

Don't wait for a funeral to pay a compliment. You may not make it in time.

— Harvey Mackay