Dirty pick up lines Quote by IG:catone_2_funny Download Open image “I think my dick dont have insurance cause all I do is hit & run” — IG:catone_2_funny ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dirty pick up lines Funny
When you're young, not only do you not have any money, you don't think something can happen to you. I raced some races without… — Alex Zanardi Copy Share Image
I've been locked up for not having insurance, only to be released. I mean, this sort of thing is just par for the course… — Jamaal Bowman Copy Share Image
Nyuggah! You better have insurance! Ass whoopin insurance! And you about to pay a deductable! -Stinkmeaner — Boondocks Copy Share
People need to be insured so when you have an accident out there, or when something catastrophic happens to you, that you're covered and… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
I have a daughter for a while that didn't have insurance. She gets a different price than people who have insurance. — Rick Santelli Copy Share Image
Its mess up when u never pay attention to somebody til u heard some freaky stuff about them...I havent pay any attention to Raven-Symone… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
My gurl not allowed 2 mail off letters...wtf she lick'N a envelopes fo...my dick da only thang she should b lick'N — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
I hate people that starts a Facebook post with I hate people datàªlol¬ — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
TIP...(Ladies)...if u took a pic of ya asz N u upload it 40mins ago & only got 7 r less like dat mean 1… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
Im getN tired of bitches walkN around N black & white stripes lookN like Hamburglar from da McDonalds commercials — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
They gave Ariel Castro Life+1,000years in jail...I bet'cha another inmate cant even come to him & bitch about they time...a person can come to… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
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ªTurnon¬ when a female let me play wit her pussy N than lick my fingers...lol...awww shit 8=====Dªlol¬ — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
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Baby is that a phone in your back pocket? Because dat ass is calling me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package — Anonymous Copy Share Image
