Ifs Quote by Dov Davidoff

God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place

— William Allen

God can't drive a parked car.

— Joyce Meyer

Say no to parking lots!

— John Bytheway

Life is a journey, but don't worry, you'll find a parking spot at the end.

— Isaac Asimov

I've never had the Lord say, 'Jesse, I think that car is a little bit too nice.' I've had vehicles and the Lord said,…

— Jesse Duplantis

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

— Tommy Cooper

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that…

— Tim Vine

I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'

— Anonymous

Sit back relax and let God take the steering wheel. I guarantee He'll take you to places you couldnt even dream of.

— Kale Bell

Parking is a nightmare for me... I still have sensors on my car that help me park.

— Jordana Brewster

If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery.

— Michael King

You've been parking on the same street for years, yet you still have to fight for a spot? Find a street with less traffic.

— Anonymous