Handicapped Quote by Zach Braff Download Open image “Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.” — Zach Braff ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Handicapped Inspirational Parking Parking spots Spots
Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
To men, women are just city buses, there's another one every five minutes. — Payton Smith Copy Share Image
Women can have such a great impact in business - especially women with a disability. — Dylan Alcott Copy Share Image
I think women should be in women's corner even more, wherever... across the world, women need to be in each other's corners. — Zozibini Tunzi Copy Share Image
I don't have a worry about women because I keep reading that not only are they better at school, they are now better at… — James May Copy Share Image
If there's one great thing I think that's happened over the years, it's that women are being accepted into a man's world in all… — Danica Patrick Copy Share Image
Women must pay for everything. They do get more glory than men for comparable feats, but, they also get more notoriety when they crash. — Amelia Earhart Copy Share Image
Women want to drive and they are taking actual steps towards that. — Manal al-Sharif Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I visited a new cultural center in Shanghai in 2005 that was pretty much perfect, except for the really badly translated Chinglish signs: a… — David Henry Hwang Copy Share Image
Are soft-hearted people handicapped in business? You have heard a businessman say of someone else, He's all right, but he's too soft-hearted… To be… — B. C. Forbes Copy Share Image
From the time I went into baseball, I have always been handicapped by my hands, which are too small. I never saw the day… — Pud Galvin Copy Share Image
I have discovered that most people who tell me that they cannot forgive a person who wronged them are handicapped by a mistaken understanding… — Lewis B. Smedes Copy Share Image
“Folks like poor Misty Marie, they're limited, borderline dummies, but nothing enough to get a handicapped parking space. Or get any kind of Special… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I love it now that a large minority of people who are handicapped prefer to call themselves crippled. This is all part of the… — Leslie Fiedler Copy Share Image
It's very inconvenient being a sculptor. It's like playing the double-bass; one's so handicapped by one's baggage. — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
“You do like me, don’t you? Even though I’m apparently communicatively handicapped and socially retarded?” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
We develop social systems for the handicapped, but when you're handicapped in your mind, society doesn't handle those situations well. I think we don't… — Aloe Blacc Copy Share Image
What sense would it make to classify a man as handicapped because he is in a wheelchair today, if he is expected to be… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
Most important... develop your technical ability. You are handicapped if you do not develop well enough to hold the subconscious process so as not… — Sergei Bongart Copy Share Image
Few nations do more than the United States to assist their least fortunate citizens-to make certain that no child, no elderly or handicapped citizen,… — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image