Driving Quote by Anonymous

Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

— Zach Braff

The studies about differences between the sexes that you see kind of get propped up in the media are more often than not denigrating…

— Jessica Valenti

There's still a narrower band of acceptable behavior for women than men.

— Sandra E. Peterson

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

— Tim Allen

Can I ask you something personal?” Six inches but I tell everyone eight.

— John Barnes

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up,…

— Roseanne Barr

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

— Roseanne Barr

All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign…

— Mel Brooks

It has been proven that any woman can be satisfied with 3.5 inches - and it doesn't matter if it's Visa or MasterCard

— Anonymous

I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is…

— Zach Braff

As a married woman, I know perfectly well what six or eight inches looks like, so it's easy to make a good estimate. This…

— Cassandra Danz

Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.

— Anonymous