Being drunk Quote by Anonymous

“How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.”

— Mike Miller

I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree.

— Charlie Sheen

You're not DRUNK until u have to grab onto the grass to keep u from falling off the earth

— Joke Guys

Let us have wine and woman, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda water the day after. Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best…

— Anonymous

So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, be endlessly drunk.

— Charles Baudelaire

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

— Gina Gershon

Even if your drunk you still know what you were doing.

— Marianepublico

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over.

— Anonymous

At that time, I often thought that if I had had to live in the trunk of a dead tree, with nothing to do…

— Albert Camus

The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.

— Anonymous

Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.

— Damien Hirst

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

— Mark McKinney