Quote by Mike Miller

You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror.

— Anonymous

“We did not say: Don't drive. You're drunk.”

— John Green

“To think of how many times I have carted a lingering drunk out of my house in a wheelbarrow and leaned him up against…

— Wolfgang Hildesheimer

“if you are always drinking, you should probably never drive”

— Dmitry Dyatlov

“Driving is so dangerous I haven't got the guts to do it sober.”

— Joseph Hansen

“You might solve a problem while drunk, but you probably won´t notice the answer”

— Jonah Lehrer

“Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I stayed there sipping in that wrong air, until it filled my lungs with knowing that something bad was about to happen.”

— Jennifer Gooch Hummer

“NOW THAT I WAS OUT of that bizarre . . . sobriety fog, I could see everything much more clearly!”

— Cat Marnell

“You looked ridiculous walking around the city carrying an empty wineglass. I don't care to be associated with a drunk. Particularly one who damages…

— Danielle L. Jensen

“Friends don't let friends drive drunk." "Are you trying to appeal to my conscience?" "How can you turn down a once-in-a-lifetime chance to drive…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“What is said when drunk has been thought out beforehand.”

— Anonymous