Drunk Quote by Jonah Lehrer

“What is said when drunk has been thought out beforehand.”

— Anonymous

“There is a kind of stupidity among the drunks, particularly when they are sober...”

— John le Carré

“Drinking doesn’t make problems go away. Just because you can’t remember them doesn’t mean they’re not there.”

— J.D. Robb

“I don’t have a drinking problem,” I said. “I have a stopping problem.”

— G.M. Ford

“If you want to be drunk, become drunk with an idea.”

— Abhijit Naskar

“Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It's a lot easier to tell someone is drunker than you than it is to tell if they're soberer. The same is true of…

— Richard Cahill

“How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.”

— Mike Miller

“If you don't like smoking don't even bother getting sober, just stay drunk.”

— Augusten Burroughs

“Every full bottle of alcohol has a message in it, a surprise that one will not discover until one drinks it.”

— Viet Thanh Nguyen

“Never make a decision when you are in panic or drunk”

— Stephen Moore

“You can't rightly estimate what a man will do when he's in drink.”

— Agatha Christie