Getting sober Quote by Augusten Burroughs Download Open image ““If you don't like smoking don't even bother getting sober, just stay drunk.”” — Augusten Burroughs ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Getting sober
“I don't care that you smoke pot. I mean, I'm not going to join you and I'd prefer to hang out with you when… — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“I don always drink beer but when I do I prefer not to, stay sober my friends” — Ryan Higa Copy Share Image
“But one of the many problems with being an alcoholic is that when people tell you how bad you are when you’re drunk, you’re… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“We know that you don't want to be a drunk and you don't want to be hooked on addictive drugs. You do it because… — Chris Prentiss Copy Share Image
“There's nothing really quite like that first soft spring breeze of intoxication. Keep drinking all you want, but you will never get it back.” — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
“Quit? You kidding? My life sucks when I'm only half-aware of it. If I quit drinking and saw what it's really like, I'd probably… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“I don't ever drink alone. It's not much fun. And I don't think I will until I am an alcoholic.” — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“Even those social smokers who only smoke sometimes, are addicted. They just need less of it, but they need it. And occasional smoking is… — Abhishek Kumar Copy Share Image
There is nothing about myself that I wouldn't reveal or write about. I don't care how horrendous or ridiculous I may appear in person… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Like every child, I adored her. Until I formed a brain and got to know her. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“You must hang onto the scraps of the bucking moment as if your sanity and life depended on it - because actually they do.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Real optimism is not the pep talk you give yourself. It is earned through the labor involved in emotional housekeeping. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
If you hate your life, you haven't' seen enough of it. If you hate your life, it's because your life is too small and… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think writers tend to be experience junkies, and I think they also tend to want to be on the outside looking in. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I think part of the reason I'm attracted to Foster is because he's such a mess. I mean, the people I have loved in… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“On typical days, (dust) is simply irritating. On Roid Rage days, it made me want to stomp down to the highway, pull drivers out… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Nothing surprises me now," I tell him. I am stoic. I am Joan of Arc, with liver damage and an unused penis.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
It's a trip when people take sobriety for granted. Feeling trapped in my addiction and then getting sober - you appreciate it so much… — Eminem Copy Share Image
Getting sober was one of the three pivotal events in my life, along with becoming an actor and having a child. Of the three,… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
Drunkenness is the vice of a good constitution or of a bad memory of a constitution so treacherously good that it never bends till… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
“Getting sober never felt like I had pulled myself up by my own spiritual bootstraps. It felt instead like I was on one path… — Nadia Bolz-Weber Copy Share Image
“When I joined A.A., I did so for the sole purpose of getting sober and staying sober. I didn’t realize I would find so… — Alcoholics Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel very positive where I never did before, and I think that's all a direct result of getting sober. — Jamie Lee Curtis Copy Share Image
“If you talk to little kids about drugs, they tell you that drugs make you feel weird and act crazy and hang around with… — Mishka Shubaly Copy Share Image
