Bumper Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bumper Bumper sticker Dilbert Don't take life too seriously Funny bumper sticker Funny life Funny one liner Getting sober Hilarious short Lanes Leadership Life Motivation Positive Redneck Success Way Witty one liners Workplace safety
As you speed along the highway of life ... you might pause and consider. When everything's coming your way, maybe you're driving in the… — Joseph Finder Copy Share Image
“if everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane(T-Shirt)” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
What do you do when you find yourself down the wrong road of life? You turn back and go the right way. Your way.… — Rosa-Lee Beckwith-Powell Copy Share Image
The road that leads to nowhere for others might just be the road that leads to somewhere for you! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
If you have to be right, you put yourself in a hedged lane, but once you experience the power of not having to be… — John Naisbitt Copy Share Image
If the road you are traveling is the wrong way, you can always turn around. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When within yourself you find the road, the right road will open. — Dejan Stojanovic Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
You can't change your life. This mode in literature goes against the more middle-brown mode, which is about shaping your destiny, changing it. You… — Tommy McCarthy Copy Share Image
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that when made… — Laurence Tribe Copy Share Image
“Plantations of good morals are easily captivated, colonized and corrupted by the pests of a bad company. Spray away bad companies and you will… — israelmore ayivor Copy Share Image
California produces 40% of America's fresh fruits, vegetables and nuts - the kind you eat. We have had a bumper crop of the other… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car which was… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
