Humorous-quotations Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““if everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane(T-Shirt)”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous-quotations
“don’t expect everything to be handed to me. Just set it down wherever. —T-SHIRT” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If you pass out, I'll put you in my lap and wheel you across the finish line” — Carrie Jones Copy Share Image
“The shirt said, in big letters on the front, ‘MAKING MY WAY THROUGH BUTTS ROAD.” — Herobrine Books Copy Share Image
“You know you're on the right road, when the right and necessary people cross your path” — Jeff Hodges Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If the pen is mightier than the sword, then what is the laptop? A light saber or a life saver?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Why do these big old country houses always have family portraits in the dining room? Do you really want to eat with someone's gloomy… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“Yea though I walk through the Valley of Death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest M-F in the valley.” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“I've always worried a lot. And frankly I'm good at it." The late Erma Bombeck, one of the funniest women ever.” — Catherine Robertson Copy Share Image
“A Prince asked the dying spanish statesman, "Does your Excellency forgive all your enemies?" "I do not have to forgive all my enemies," answered… — Robert Greene Copy Share Image
“Is it necessary, do you think,’ he began, leaning in so close behind me that I could smell his breath, ‘for the purpose of… — Danielle Wood Copy Share Image
“You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for his motto: Come for the… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
