Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““don’t expect everything to be handed to me. Just set it down wherever. —T-SHIRT”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“He’s wearing a totally normal T-shirt from the mall or whatever, but it hangs on him like the shirt has fulfilled its sole mission… — Amy Spalding Copy Share Image
“Here's to finally finding the one whose T-shirts you want to steal for the rest of your life.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Where to?” he inquires. “A place called ‘none of your business’ and then I’ll stop at the ‘stay out of my life’ shop and… — Lola St.Vil Copy Share Image
“Anything. I'll do anything you ask me to, so long as you're shirtless.” — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“Even when you're not wearing a geeky T-shirt, you're carrying your geekdom with you wherever you go.” — Dianne Sylvan Copy Share Image
“DON’T GO BUYING TROUBLE. IT’S FREE AND IT KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE. —T-SHIRT” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my. What a lovely shade of bitch you're wearing today. --T-SHIRT” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I kind of look at what's on the T-shirts and I see another solution, which also worries me. I see "Just do it." "No fear." - this kind of suppressive response to the treacle that the culture tries to define for us as a meaningful life also blows up on you. "No fear" is not something that you should put… — Steven C. Hayes Copy Share
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
