Clown Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image “When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clown Fighting
If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns, remember: go for the juggler! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Everybody jumps to the Juggalo sound, fuck outta here if you aint down with the clown! — Violent J Shaggy 2 Dope Copy Share Image
I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny. — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
There are plenty of ways you can play the game of fighting and really seem to be fighting without going for the jugular. — Laurie Anderson Copy Share Image
I hate clowns and I would never do anything getting near a clown, I can't go to the circus. — Ty Simpkins Copy Share Image
You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
I think I'm going to be a juggler when I retire from the promotion business one day. — Scott Coker Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“One day, I’m going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson.” I had no idea she was into anal.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“October 3, 2017 The clown, Hagarty said, looked like a cross between Ronald McDonald and that old TV clown, Bozo—or so he thought at… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon) — D. J. MacHale Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a clown when I was a kid, so I love interacting and goofing around with kids. — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
I try to be the clown and court jester and make people laugh. At the same time, you have people in the hospital who… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it! — Sofia Vergara Copy Share Image
You see, this heart, won't settle down; just like a child, running, scared, from a clown. Demi Lovato — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
When I first started getting into acting, I was doing improv in acting class, and I had done a serious monologue and everyone was… — Miles Teller Copy Share Image
Writing is for men who can think and feel, not mindless sensation seekers out of nightclubs and bars. But these are bad times. We… — Naguib Mahfouz Copy Share Image
“If i'm gonna be described as a clown for my actions, I might aswell be a whole circus” — Bee Copy Share Image
Is that love? It seems like a pale word, too easily tossed about by people who don’t know the meaning of it, who twist… — Ann Aguirre Copy Share Image
