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Darynda Jones

(1965) Writer United States

499 quotes in 1261 categories

Darynda Jones’s 499 snippets weave humor with a supernatural twist, delivering witty one‑liners that balance lighthearted fun and otherworldly intrigue. Her voice feels breezy yet grounded in the uncanny.

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Darynda Jones is a writer from the United States, best known for First Grave on the Right.

Quick Facts About Darynda Jones

Born: August 1, 1965
Nationality: United States
Profession: Writer
Notable works: First Grave on the Right

About Darynda Jones

Darynda Jones is an American author of paranormal romance and urban fantasy, known for her Charley Davidson series. Jones has been a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author, and her work has been translated into multiple languages. She lives in New Mexico.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Quotes by Darynda Jones

“Again," Reyes-Wan said.”

Reyes

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SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word

Second

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“Sorry I killed you. Repeatedly.”

Killed

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You’re the reason I breathe

Breathe

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“Time to make today my bitch.”

Bitch

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I had a soft spot for crazy people.

Crazy

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Mistakes were made. Others were blamed.

Blamed

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It is sexy in here or is it just me?

Just

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Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker

Bumper

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Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.

Coffee

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“I needed coffee. And a shower. Or a coffee shower.”

Coffee

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I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

Chance

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Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

Chocolate

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“I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.”

Came

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“I hardly loathe myself. Have you seen my ass?”

Loathe

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“You can do this. Learn the cock, Cookie. Know the cock. Be the cock.”

Cock

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After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.

Biology

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“So, was it good for you?” I asked him. He shook his head. “I faked it.” “Really? So did I. I guess…

Asked

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“My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he’s not actually my boyfriend …” – STATUS UPDATE”

Stalker

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While I was busy reminiscing about my first day on earth, I had forgotten that I was falling to my death. Damned…

Add

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SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP…

Girl

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“He was angry with me once again. Men and their mood swings. Women had nothing on them.”

Angry

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It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in…

Cases

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“I spotted Mr. Reyes Farrow standing next to his stunning ’70 Plymouth ’Cuda. Classic. Dark. And all muscle. The car was hot, too.”

Reyes farrow

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Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second…

Amber

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They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely…

Demon

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I know," he said in almost bored contemplation. "My manners suck. I like to chalk it up to a dissatisfying childhood." "I'd…

Be proud

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“That’s true, but I like to think of this as a ray of sunshine.” Her voice, filled with empathy, softened. “I’m all…

Bright side

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You can’t have him, okay,” she said from behind the wire barrier. “Mm-hmm,” I whispered. “This is certainly a beautiful neighborhood.” “Yeah,…

Barriers

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Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that…

Awe

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Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm…

Blind

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“You have complete faith in me? For reals?” “Yes. Well, not your cooking. Other than that, absolutely.” I gasped. “I’ve cooked for…

Cooked

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“Real writers write. Period. No, the muse does not come to visit everyday. She’s a lazy, precocious flirt. You cannot get into…

The-muse

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“I almost forgot. It’s our anniversary.” “What?” I asked, bolting upright. “We’ve been married a year already?” “Not that anniversary.” “Oh, whew.…

Anniversary

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“Hey, pumpkin head," she said, her ancient smile bright, albeit toothless. "I heard you stumble your way to the bathroom, so I…

Coffee

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“I walked stiffly past the worst hussy of them all: my former BFF, who'd apparently decided to move in. Jessica had been…

Every day

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I love language, words, and all the lovely, exciting, and heart wrenching things you can do with them. Pick the right ones,…

Bliss

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“You should go order a sweet roll. Those are to die for. And a carne adovada burrito." His mouth thinned. "Should I…

Hungry

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“I at least need to know who you suspect. What if something happens to you between now and then?” “What could happen?”…

Allergic Reaction

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Reyes, what happened?” He‘d been busy nibbling his way to my collarbone, his hot mouth evoking seismic activity at each point of…

Blood

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