One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
You can't change your life. This mode in literature goes against the more middle-brown mode, which is about shaping your destiny, changing… — Tommy McCarthy Copy Share Image
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that… — Laurence Tribe Copy Share Image
“Plantations of good morals are easily captivated, colonized and corrupted by the pests of a bad company. Spray away bad companies and… — israelmore ayivor Copy Share Image
California produces 40% of America's fresh fruits, vegetables and nuts - the kind you eat. We have had a bumper crop of… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
You don't change the world by hiding in the woods, wearing a hair shirt, or buying indulgences in the form of 'Save… — Alex Steffen Copy Share Image
Do we honestly believe that hopeless kids growing up under the harsh new rules will turn out to be chaste, studious, responsible… — Richard Stolley Copy Share Image
I'm one of those who believe the bumper sticker: If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. The first people who… — Gary Johnson Copy Share Image
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain] — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
Isn't the Democratic Party the official SODOMIZER PROTECTION ASSOCIATION of AMERICA -- oh, I forgot, it was just an accident that Clintoon's[sic]… — Jerome Corsi Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Actually, acting in bumper cars is terrible, because the really only way to film it and get a close up is to… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
[My father ] came home from World War II and he voted for [Dwight] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things,… — Jeff Sessions Copy Share Image
I think happiness is a choice. I believe luck is your attitude. It sounds like a really annoying bumper sticker. But there… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
How I treat a brother or sister from day to day, how I react to the sin-scarred wino on the street, how… — Brennan Manning Copy Share Image
Kinect is such a great new entry into the field because it takes away one of the big barriers to little kids… — Tim Schafer Copy Share Image
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