There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see... 'We are the Proud Parents of a Child who has resisted his teacher's attempts… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Enough Americans saw fit to give president Obama a second term. I don't think there will be many people keeping their Romney/Ryan… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
It is obvious that the bumper sticker question "What would Jesus do?" will not always bring a popular response. — Jeffrey R. Holland Copy Share Image
Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on… — Jeff Mariotte Copy Share Image
The favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France' — Tom Brokaw Copy Share Image
California produces 40% of America's fresh fruits, vegetables and nuts - the kind you eat. We have had a bumper crop of… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you… — Ted Dekker Copy Share Image
I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
Isn't the Democratic Party the official SODOMIZER PROTECTION ASSOCIATION of AMERICA -- oh, I forgot, it was just an accident that Clintoon's[sic]… — Jerome Corsi Copy Share Image
We're being sold a brand new idea of patriotism. It never occurred to me that patriotism had to be advertised. Patriotism is… — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image
“Know who you are, then you can know where you can be! Choose your environment wisely; but be sure you know your… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
I like things pretty reduced. I don't understand how people live with so much stuff around them, because you can't focus on… — Rick Owens Copy Share Image
Much of John Kerry's recent surge has come at the expense of Howard Dean. The situation reflected in his hot new bumper… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
You don't change the world by hiding in the woods, wearing a hair shirt, or buying indulgences in the form of 'Save… — Alex Steffen Copy Share Image
Bush and the corporate kleptocrats have stomped on too many people and left too many people out of the system, and those… — Jim Hightower Copy Share Image
The center has had the challenge of always having to be reasonable, balanced. If you're on the right, you can reach to… — Justin Trudeau Copy Share Image
America need a significantly changed taxation system. And the one that I've advocated is based on tithing, because I think God is… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
Sex gets people killed, put in jail, beaten up, bankrupted, and disgraced, to say nothing of ruined - personally, politically, and professionally.… — Edna Buchanan Copy Share Image
You can't change your life. This mode in literature goes against the more middle-brown mode, which is about shaping your destiny, changing… — Tommy McCarthy Copy Share Image
[My father ] came home from World War II and he voted for [Dwight] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things,… — Jeff Sessions Copy Share Image
I think happiness is a choice. I believe luck is your attitude. It sounds like a really annoying bumper sticker. But there… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
Gay is a subculture, a slur, a set of gestures, a slang, a look, a posture, a parade, a rainbow flag, a… — Jack Donovan Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain] — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me roll my eyes faster than a "Coexist" bumper sticker. — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
“Life is a bumper car arena. Drive the hell out of it until the man at the control panel turns your car… — S.A. Hunt Copy Share Image
A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that… — Laurence Tribe Copy Share Image
![“Isn't the Democratic Party the official SODOMIZER PROTECTION ASSOCIATION of AMERICA -- oh, I forgot, it was just an accident that Clintoon's[sic] first act in office was to promote "gays in the military." RAGHEADS are Boy-Bumpers as clearly as they are Women-Haters -- it all goes together.” quote by Jerome Corsi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/812/jerome-corsi-46733_accidents_isn-t-the-democratic-party-the-official_453526.jpg)
![“[My father ] came home from World War II and he voted for [Dwight] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things, but never, as I said, ever campaigned for anybody. He let me put a [Barry] Goldwater sticker on his pickup truck, but he never put a bumper sticker on his car. We never had a…” quote by Jeff Sessions](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/675/jeff-sessions-2380_bumper_my-father-came-home-from-world-war-ii-an_539222.jpg)
![“Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]” quote by Gerard Way](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/086/gerard-way-1061_borrowed_of-all-the-things-i-ve-lost-i-miss-my-mi_434581.jpg)
