Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““I hardly loathe myself. Have you seen my ass?”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“When I saw my backside, I gasped. “I have no ass!” I said aloud. “They have left me no ass!” — Maziar Bahari Copy Share Image
“When a person is only half an ass like me, and not a complete one, she senses certain things.” — Michael Ende Copy Share Image
“But she was funny sometimes, and never boring. God, it would almost be worth it to see her face when she realized that I… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I walked in front of him, stopped, bent over, pulled down my pants, and said, “Did I just catch you looking at my ass?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It's not acting like an ass that bothers me, it's that I act like an ass while being completely convinced that I'm suave and… — Tim Hall Copy Share Image
“If you never wished you were an ass, you are most probably an ass.” — Raheel Farooq Copy Share Image
“You know what happens when you assume things?” I left out a sigh. “You make an ass out of you and me.” … “No,… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Not really. But I'm a huge fan of your ass. I could write a song about your ass." "You've never even seen it." "Feeling… — Emily Snow Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
