“I’m a goddess right now; everyone should come and offer gifts of chocolate and mojitos. That’s my currency. “Do” — Lila Monroe Right now Copy Share Image
“You have more fun with her than you do on your own. Everything’s an adventure. You’re compatible in the ways that matter.… — Lila Monroe Adventure Copy Share Image
“Anger is a powerful force. It has started and ended wars, won the vote for marginalized groups like women and people of… — Lila Monroe Oliver twist Copy Share Image
“I should invest in some serious real estate in the state of denial; it was fan-fucking-tastic there.” — Lila Monroe Investing Copy Share Image
“He looks like the world’s cheeriest, sexiest murderer right now.” — Lila Monroe Right now Copy Share Image
“Wait, is he . . . jealous? Well, who am I not to make the most of this unexpected gift?” — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Ah well. When in Vegas, ignore the douches, let the good times roll, and always carry a spare set of panties in… — Lila Monroe Funny Copy Share Image
“And when it comes to men . . . well, who wants a guy who’s three minutes and done when you could have a Mr.… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Open displays of emotion make me more uncomfortable than itching powder in a pair of sandpaper panties,” — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Can we get them some ring pops, like in the proposal scene in Deadpool? Will I have to carry them down the… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“It’s not my name. It’s Lola Sinclair’s name. And right underneath, beside Groom . . . . “Peyton Manning?” I say, looking up at Nate… — Lila Monroe Las vegas Copy Share Image
“Ruby,” Will says, still staring. “What the—?” I open my mouth to explain, but there’s basically no rational explanation for this. So… — Lila Monroe Confidence Copy Share Image
“Hair-trigger temper? Stevie! Inability to trust men? Stevie! Global warming? Probably Stevie! Especially since he’s always leaving the fridge open.” — Lila Monroe Global warming Copy Share Image
“Opportunity knocks. And when it doesn’t knock, it kicks down the fucking door and robs you at gunpoint,” Meredith says,” — Lila Monroe Opportunity knocks Copy Share Image
“They put me in jail. Holy shit. They put me in fucking jail. Call my mother and tell her I love her,… — Lila Monroe Bad thing Copy Share Image
“Okay, either this guy was hiding his good qualities with all the skill and dedication of a highly trained CIA operative, or… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“heat flashed in his eyes like a tiger spying its prey, and my panties liquefied. Then like a flash, he was all… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Horseshit? Fuck you. I will defend my Belle and Mulan awesome warrior princess road comedy fan fiction to the fucking death.” — Lila Monroe Death Copy Share Image
“An invitation to literally stomp all over the guy who bruised my heart? Who can turn that down? I” — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“The dude sits up, groaning and rubbing his head. Then he says, in a perfectly normal American accent, “The fuck is wrong… — Lila Monroe American accent Copy Share Image
“(Yeah, I couldn’t believe I let that last one slip either. If he ever brought that up around anyone else, I was… — Lila Monroe Nature Copy Share Image
“curves that, while technically all in the right places, also proved that you could have too much of a good thing. My” — Lila Monroe Good thing Copy Share Image
“Oh, fuck me. And not in the nice way, where I have two orgasms and someone makes me breakfast in the morning.” — Lila Monroe Fuck me Copy Share Image
