Quote by Lila Monroe Download Open image ““Sex, Lies, and Superspies”” — Lila Monroe ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Sex must be mixed with tears, laughter, words, promises, scenes, jealousy, envy, all the spices of fear, foreign travel, new faces, novels, stories, dreams,… — Anaïs Nin Copy Share Image
“But there is nothing men lie about so much as about their sexual life,...” — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
“Lying, rumour, innuendo and exaggeration surround sex as dark surrounds night.” — Mike Reeves-McMillan Copy Share Image
“But what a poor lie: no one has any rights; they are entirely free, like other men, they cannot succeed in not feeling superfluous.… — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
“Most people's sex life is a mystery, especially that of individuals who seem to make most parade of it. Such is the conclusion one… — Anthony Powell Copy Share Image
“I’m a goddess right now; everyone should come and offer gifts of chocolate and mojitos. That’s my currency. “Do” — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“You have more fun with her than you do on your own. Everything’s an adventure. You’re compatible in the ways that matter. The sex… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Anger is a powerful force. It has started and ended wars, won the vote for marginalized groups like women and people of color, and… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“I should invest in some serious real estate in the state of denial; it was fan-fucking-tastic there.” — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Wait, is he . . . jealous? Well, who am I not to make the most of this unexpected gift?” — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Ah well. When in Vegas, ignore the douches, let the good times roll, and always carry a spare set of panties in your purse,… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“And when it comes to men . . . well, who wants a guy who’s three minutes and done when you could have a Mr. ‘Rock Your… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Open displays of emotion make me more uncomfortable than itching powder in a pair of sandpaper panties,” — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Can we get them some ring pops, like in the proposal scene in Deadpool? Will I have to carry them down the aisle clenched in my ass, just like in Deadpool? Why the fuck am I thinking about Deadpool so much? Besides the fact that that movie is perfect, I mean. Mike” — Lila Monroe Copy Share
“It’s not my name. It’s Lola Sinclair’s name. And right underneath, beside Groom . . . . “Peyton Manning?” I say, looking up at Nate in bewilderment.… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
