Funny Quote by Lila Monroe

“In one move, she screwed me out of two beds. The best hookers in Vegas couldn't pull that off.”

— Flint Ory

“You a good cook, Vegas?” I gripped the back of his neck. “You better believe it. You won’t know whether you want me to…

— Nina Levine

“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.”

— Jill Conner Browne

“For some sick reason, fighting with this woman always ended with her panties in my pocket.”

— Christina Lauren

“You have so much to offer, she was often told, as if she had a tray of cigarettes and candy perpetually strapped to her…

— Lily King

“I brushed my hands on the pockets of my jeans, still marvelling at the fact I wasn't wearing a gown. And that I had…

— Allison Pang

“It took a minute of staring before I realized that I had on only my mom-purchased fancy bra and panties. I jerked the covers…

— Robyn Jones

“I'm sure you have drawers overflowing with panties the ladies throw at the stage. We saw you guys play down at Mon Brewing a…

— Jason Jack Miller

“But me, my jeans, tank, boots and socks, commando and braless, walked right out the door and, like we had many, many times before,…

— Kristen Ashley

“And don’t pretend that’s not why you’re parading down the street at 6 p.m. dressed like a high-class fucking hooker.”

— Isabella Starling

“I seem to recall ripping your panties off last night, so tell me, Soph, whatcha got on under this little red dress?”

— Samanthe Beck

“See. Told you I had sexy underwear." "They're only sexy because you're in them.”

— Lisa Kessler