Allison Pang

“It’s like having my very own pet Legolas.”

— Allison Pang

“Another chunk of my childhood dreams had just run down the reality drain in the form of a horny unicorn, no less.”

— Allison Pang

“Lok’tar ogar!” The daemon holding me pulled my head back, exposing my throat. “Victory or death,” I retorted at my captor hoarsely.…

— Allison Pang

“The unicorn : I'm not a chihuahua, you know. Abby : You hump my leg like one.”

— Allison Pang

“Why can’t I quit you?”

— Allison Pang

“Talivar slouched in the chair next to me, casually lifting his bare feet to rest upon my chair's footrest. It was an…

— Allison Pang

“Why do I suddenly feel like I'm on the Island of Misfit Toys?”

— Allison Pang

“I brushed my hands on the pockets of my jeans, still marvelling at the fact I wasn't wearing a gown. And that…

— Allison Pang

“I looked down at the unicorn.“Why didn't you tell me you could talk?” “Didn't seem like the right time.” He waggled his…

— Allison Pang

“Listen, I don't care if you're Voldemort under that thing. We don't sell livestock. Period.”

— Allison Pang

“You’re going to have to do better than that if you want to get into my metaphysical pants.”

— Allison Pang

“I squinted at the clock, sighing when I realized it was only 7 A.M. "Christ. Do you think the powers that be…

— Allison Pang

“Eh, I've always rather enjoyed being fashionably late." I picked up the violin case for Melanie, giving her an hug before clambering…

— Allison Pang

“If you masturbate, would that make you an incubator?” I eyed him sideways, struggling not to laugh at his nonplussed expression or…

— Allison Pang

“Did you learn to dress that way in Leather for Bad Boys one-oh-one?”

— Allison Pang

“Not that I knew just what an incubus actually looked like, but judging by the darkness that was sliding up the back…

— Allison Pang

“this stuff tastes like the bastard love child of grapes and rubbing alcohol”

— Allison Pang

“I had a naked incubus in my bedroom. With a frying pan of half-cooked bacon, and a hard-on. And a unicorn bite…

— Allison Pang

“Since you couldn't be bothered to give me your name, I'll just tell Moira that an extra from the porno version of…

— Allison Pang