Humor Quote by Allison Pang Download Open image ““You’re going to have to do better than that if you want to get into my metaphysical pants.”” — Allison Pang ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Sex
“Nothing but magic is really like magic, when it comes right down to it.” — Anne Nesbet Copy Share Image
“If I was bound for hell, let it be hell. No more false heavens. No more damned magic.” — Jean Rhys Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry that your mystical, godlike powers do not instantly work as you would like them to.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“You don’t need to have special powers or be magical. It is available to anyone who dares to believe.” — Sandra Alex Copy Share Image
“The world is too big, this life too short, to want anything less than magic with someone.” — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“If you are a magician then you can always do a lot more magic than you think you can.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“MAN, IF YOU ARE BETTER, EVERYTHING WILL BE BETTER IN THE WHOLE OF YOUR FATEFULLNESS.” — Josef Zezulka Copy Share Image
“Another chunk of my childhood dreams had just run down the reality drain in the form of a horny unicorn, no less.” — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“Lok’tar ogar!” The daemon holding me pulled my head back, exposing my throat. “Victory or death,” I retorted at my captor hoarsely. “For the… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“The unicorn : I'm not a chihuahua, you know. Abby : You hump my leg like one.” — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“Talivar slouched in the chair next to me, casually lifting his bare feet to rest upon my chair's footrest. It was an oddly possessive… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“I brushed my hands on the pockets of my jeans, still marvelling at the fact I wasn't wearing a gown. And that I had… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“I looked down at the unicorn.“Why didn't you tell me you could talk?” “Didn't seem like the right time.” He waggled his chin at… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“Listen, I don't care if you're Voldemort under that thing. We don't sell livestock. Period.” — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“I squinted at the clock, sighing when I realized it was only 7 A.M. "Christ. Do you think the powers that be would mind… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“Eh, I've always rather enjoyed being fashionably late." I picked up the violin case for Melanie, giving her an hug before clambering off the… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image