“If you masturbate, would that make you an incubator?” I eyed him sideways, struggling not to laugh at his nonplussed expression or the sharp bark of mock outrage that followed.” — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“Not that I knew just what an incubus actually looked like, but judging by the darkness that was sliding up the back of his neck, it wasn’t overly human. Hysterical visions of people running for the exits pursued by a… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“Another chunk of my childhood dreams had just run down the reality drain in the form of a horny unicorn, no less.” — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“Lok’tar ogar!” The daemon holding me pulled my head back, exposing my throat. “Victory or death,” I retorted at my captor hoarsely. “For the… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“The unicorn : I'm not a chihuahua, you know. Abby : You hump my leg like one.” — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“Talivar slouched in the chair next to me, casually lifting his bare feet to rest upon my chair's footrest. It was an oddly possessive… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“I brushed my hands on the pockets of my jeans, still marvelling at the fact I wasn't wearing a gown. And that I had… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“I looked down at the unicorn.“Why didn't you tell me you could talk?” “Didn't seem like the right time.” He waggled his chin at… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“Listen, I don't care if you're Voldemort under that thing. We don't sell livestock. Period.” — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“You’re going to have to do better than that if you want to get into my metaphysical pants.” — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“I squinted at the clock, sighing when I realized it was only 7 A.M. "Christ. Do you think the powers that be would mind… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
